It took 86 years for the Red Sox to win a World Series. Until 2004, I come along, get pregnant and *Wham*...
World Series Champions.
Three years later, 2007. All of Red Sox Nation barely dared to dream that another title could be ours again so soon. I get pregnant again and *Wham*...
Another World Series Championship.
And did I mention the winners of Super Bowl XXXVIII and XXXIX, in 2004 and 2005, were the New England Patriots? And that the very same Patriots are currently undefeated?
Coincidence???
Probably. But I'm considering putting my uterus up for sale on Ebay once I deliver T.B. Wams, just in case. I'm not going through another pregnancy again and it really would be a shame for our beloved sports teams to go decades without another title.
Celtics and Bruins fans should start considering paying me for the privilege to rub my belly. Rubs start at 25 bucks a pop. Cash only.
(Cross posted at Chicky Chicky Baby)
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Monday, October 29, 2007
Monday, October 1, 2007
This sick Mama needs your help.
I will apologize in advance for my lack of scintillating blog conversation and hard-hitting journalism in post form in the foreseeable future.
(Uh, when did I ever do that to begin with?)
I revealed on my personal blog that I am expecting baby #2, and overnight I’ve gone from being able to fight off the morning sickness (Morning. Ha! Try all day sickness) with little more than my trusty box of crackers and stubborn will to giving into it body and soul. If you catch my drift.
No one needs to be that intimately involved with their toilet. No. One.
So instead of a real post I’m asking you mamas out there to share your best anti-morning sickness remedies and tricks. There’s a good chance I tried most of them during my first pregnancy - during my 9 months of sickness with Chicky I tried everything but voodoo and sacrificing a live chicken, mainly because I couldn’t stand the thought of chicken - but I’m holding on to hope that there’s something I haven’t tried that could help me.
What worked for you? Peppermint gum? A box of saltines by the bed? Ritualistic sacrifice?
Just don’t say chicken. Or eggs. Or anything to do with poultry. I may hurl on your shoes.
(Uh, when did I ever do that to begin with?)
I revealed on my personal blog that I am expecting baby #2, and overnight I’ve gone from being able to fight off the morning sickness (Morning. Ha! Try all day sickness) with little more than my trusty box of crackers and stubborn will to giving into it body and soul. If you catch my drift.
No one needs to be that intimately involved with their toilet. No. One.
So instead of a real post I’m asking you mamas out there to share your best anti-morning sickness remedies and tricks. There’s a good chance I tried most of them during my first pregnancy - during my 9 months of sickness with Chicky I tried everything but voodoo and sacrificing a live chicken, mainly because I couldn’t stand the thought of chicken - but I’m holding on to hope that there’s something I haven’t tried that could help me.
What worked for you? Peppermint gum? A box of saltines by the bed? Ritualistic sacrifice?
Just don’t say chicken. Or eggs. Or anything to do with poultry. I may hurl on your shoes.
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